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March 22, 2012 posted by Patrick DiCaprio

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Feeling the heat

How did I do? This was a team I drafted for one of my bosses, way up on the food chain in my company. I have not played in a shallow ten-team mixed league EVER. The team is the unfortunately named “EggSuckingDynastyDogs”. 15 starters total, with 4 SP 2 RP and the rest on offense. The pic is apropo of the pressure…

 

Draft Results
Round 1
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Kemp, Matt CF LAD
2 Barry’s Beard Cabrera, Miguel 1B DET  17 sec
3 COMMISH Ellsbury, Jacoby CF BOS  14 sec
4 CFR MAN Bautista, Jose LF TOR 2 min 3 sec
5 Mad Men Pujols, Albert 1B LAA 2 min 0 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Gonzalez, Carlos LF COL 12 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Gonzalez, Adrian 1B BOS 5 sec
8 RHINOS Tulowitzki, Troy SS COL 9 sec
9 LA LAW Votto, Joey 1B CIN  19 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Braun, Ryan LF MIL  58 sec
Round 2
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Cano, Robinson 2B NYY  32 sec
2 LA LAW Pedroia, Dustin 2B BOS  1 min 13 sec
3 RHINOS Longoria, Evan 3B TB  17 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Upton, Justin RF ARI 21 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Kinsler, Ian 2B TEX 4 sec
6 Mad Men Ramirez, Hanley SS MIA  50 sec
7 CFR MAN Kershaw, Clayton SP LAD  11 sec
8 COMMISH Verlander, Justin SP DET  50 sec
9 Barry’s Beard Granderson, Curtis CF NYY 13 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Fielder, Prince 1B DET 39 sec
Round 3
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Halladay, Roy SP PHI  20 sec
2 Barry’s Beard Hernandez, Felix SP SEA  24 sec
3 COMMISH Reyes, Jose SS MIA  41 sec
4 CFR MAN Lincecum, Tim SP SF 53 sec
5 Mad Men Lee, Cliff SP PHI  1 min 19 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Teixeira, Mark 1B NYY 16 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Sabathia, CC SP NYY  11 sec
8 RHINOS McCutchen, Andrew CF PIT 29 sec
9 LA LAW Weaver, Jered SP LAA  38 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Greinke, Zack SP MIL  1 min 15 sec
Round 4
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Strasburg, Stephen SP WAS  36 sec
2 LA LAW Hamilton, Josh CF TEX 33 sec
3 RHINOS Santana, Carlos C CLE 30 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Price, David SP TB 26 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Beltre, Adrian 3B TEX 4 sec
6 Mad Men Stanton, Giancarlo RF MIA  9 sec
7 CFR MAN Hamels, Cole SP PHI  34 sec
8 COMMISH Kimbrel, Craig RP ATL 33 sec
9 Barry’s Beard Haren, Dan SP LAA  1 min 8 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Kennedy, Ian SP ARI  56 sec
Round 5
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Rodriguez, Alex 3B NYY 19 sec
2 Barry’s Beard McCann, Brian C ATL  53 sec
3 COMMISH Lawrie, Brett 3B TOR  38 sec
4 CFR MAN Castro, Starlin SS CHC 41 sec
5 Mad Men Gallardo, Yovani SP MIL  8 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Holliday, Matt LF STL 3 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Sandoval, Pablo 3B SF 39 sec
8 RHINOS Shields, James SP TB  58 sec
9 LA LAW Pence, Hunter RF PHI 35 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Zimmerman, Ryan 3B WAS 32 sec
Round 6
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Wainwright, Adam SP STL  13 sec
2 LA LAW Wright, David 3B NYM  1 min 26 sec
3 RHINOS Lester, Jon SP BOS  11 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Zobrist, Ben 2B TB 28 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Victorino, Shane CF PHI 4 sec
6 Mad Men Cabrera, Asdrubal SS CLE 20 sec
7 CFR MAN Ramirez, Aramis 3B MIL 35 sec
8 COMMISH Beachy, Brandon SP ATL  1 min 43 sec
9 Barry’s Beard Cain, Matt SP SF 19 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Pineda, Michael SP NYY  1 min 10 sec
Round 7
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Cruz, Nelson RF TEX 19 sec
2 Barry’s Beard Bourn, Michael CF ATL 1 min 4 sec
3 COMMISH Bumgarner, Madison SP SF  7 sec
4 CFR MAN Weeks, Rickie 2B MIL 42 sec
5 Mad Men Mauer, Joe C MIN 3 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Bruce, Jay RF CIN 2 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Wilson, C.J. SP LAA  59 sec
8 RHINOS Hanson, Tommy SP ATL  24 sec
9 LA LAW Andrus, Elvis SS TEX 40 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Johnson, Josh SP MIA  49 sec
Round 8
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Napoli, Mike C TEX  1 min 26 sec
2 LA LAW Hudson, Daniel SP ARI  25 sec
3 RHINOS Latos, Mat SP CIN 21 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Gonzalez, Gio SP WAS  1 min 12 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Rollins, Jimmy SS PHI 4 sec
6 Mad Men Beckett, Josh SP BOS  34 sec
7 CFR MAN Crawford, Carl LF BOS  40 sec
8 COMMISH Axford, John RP MIL  28 sec
9 Barry’s Beard Young, Michael 3B TEX 53 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Choo, Shin-Soo RF CLE 1 min 16 sec
Round 9
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Jennings, Desmond CF TB  27 sec
2 Barry’s Beard Papelbon, Jonathan RP PHI 14 sec
3 COMMISH Avila, Alex C DET 1 min 2 sec
4 CFR MAN Berkman, Lance RF STL 28 sec
5 Mad Men Morse, Michael 1B WAS  31 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Wieters, Matt C BAL 5 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Montero, Miguel C ARI 57 sec
8 RHINOS Garza, Matt SP CHC  15 sec
9 LA LAW Posey, Buster C SF  23 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Upton, B.J. CF TB  1 min 21 sec
Round 10
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Jones, Adam CF BAL  1 min 24 sec
2 LA LAW Darvish, Yu SP TEX  25 sec
3 RHINOS Hosmer, Eric 1B KC 11 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Gordon, Alex LF KC 10 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Jimenez, Ubaldo SP CLE  12 sec
6 Mad Men Hellickson, Jeremy SP TB  2 sec
7 CFR MAN Young, Chris CF ARI  35 sec
8 COMMISH Konerko, Paul 1B CHW 1 min 12 sec
9 Barry’s Beard Hardy, J.J. SS BAL 17 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Kendrick, Howard 2B LAA 56 sec
Round 11
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Rivera, Mariano RP NYY  25 sec
2 Barry’s Beard Phillips, Brandon 2B CIN 16 sec
3 COMMISH Uggla, Dan 2B ATL 1 min 15 sec
4 CFR MAN *Romero, Ricky SP TOR 1 min 32 sec
5 Mad Men Sanchez, Anibal SP MIA  20 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Hanrahan, Joel RP PIT 26 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Bonifacio, Emilio SS MIA 12 sec
8 RHINOS Suzuki, Ichiro RF SEA  9 sec
9 LA LAW Ethier, Andre RF LAD 1 min 25 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Moore, Matt RP TB  49 sec
Round 12
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Ortiz, David DH BOS  22 sec
2 LA LAW Bell, Heath RP MIA 59 sec
3 RHINOS Weeks, Jemile 2B OAK 20 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Gardner, Brett CF NYY 40 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Luebke, Cory RP SD  4 sec
6 Mad Men Heyward, Jason RF ATL 41 sec
7 CFR MAN *Hart, Corey RF MIL  1 sec
8 COMMISH Cuddyer, Michael RF COL 17 sec
9 Barry’s Beard Stubbs, Drew CF CIN 1 min 12 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Morrow, Brandon SP TOR  14 sec
Round 13
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Jeter, Derek SS NYY  10 sec
2 Barry’s Beard Reynolds, Mark 3B BAL  47 sec
3 COMMISH Howard, Ryan 1B PHI  59 sec
4 CFR MAN Martin, Russell C NYY  22 sec
5 Mad Men Werth, Jayson RF WAS  18 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Zimmermann, Jordan SP WAS 2 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Storen, Drew RP WAS  1 min 4 sec
8 RHINOS Maybin, Cameron CF SD 54 sec
9 LA LAW Freeman, Freddie 1B ATL  33 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Wilson, Brian RP SF  49 sec
Round 14
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Liriano, Francisco SP MIN  14 sec
2 LA LAW Youkilis, Kevin 3B BOS 1 min 29 sec
3 RHINOS Masterson, Justin SP CLE 51 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Utley, Chase 2B PHI  39 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Dempster, Ryan SP CHC  12 sec
6 Mad Men Valverde, Jose RP DET 9 sec
7 CFR MAN Putz, J.J. RP ARI 8 sec
8 COMMISH Markakis, Nick RF BAL  47 sec
9 Barry’s Beard Bailey, Andrew RP BOS  9 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Walden, Jordan RP LAA  28 sec
Round 15
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Molina, Yadier C STL 17 sec
2 Barry’s Beard Butler, Billy DH KC 24 sec
3 COMMISH Santana, Ervin SP LAA  1 min 16 sec
4 CFR MAN Lewis, Colby SP TEX  15 sec
5 Mad Men Santos, Sergio RP TOR  4 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Scherzer, Max SP DET  24 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Cueto, Johnny SP CIN  6 sec
8 RHINOS Motte, Jason RP STL  56 sec
9 LA LAW Rodriguez, Wandy SP HOU  49 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Nathan, Joe RP TEX  17 sec
Round 16
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Davis, Ike 1B NYM  15 sec
2 LA LAW Beltran, Carlos CF STL  1 min 17 sec
3 RHINOS Madson, Ryan RP CIN  21 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Betancourt, Rafael RP COL  47 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Norris, Bud SP HOU 42 sec
6 Mad Men Feliz, Neftali RP TEX  5 sec
7 CFR MAN League, Brandon RP SEA 32 sec
8 COMMISH Garcia, Jaime SP STL  58 sec
9 Barry’s Beard Kuroda, Hiroki SP NYY 49 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Marmol, Carlos RP CHC  46 sec
Round 17
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Cespedes, Yoenis CF OAK  60 sec
2 Barry’s Beard Montero, Jesus C SEA  28 sec
3 COMMISH Gordon, Dee SS LAD  44 sec
4 CFR MAN Carpenter, Chris SP STL  9 sec
5 Mad Men Gamel, Mat 3B MIL 58 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Farnsworth, Kyle RP TB  4 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Duda, Lucas LF NYM 60 sec
8 RHINOS Aybar, Erick SS LAA 9 sec
9 LA LAW Balfour, Grant RP OAK  1 min 5 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Young, Delmon LF DET 5 sec
Round 18
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Harper, Bryce RF WAS  6 sec
2 LA LAW Lind, Adam 1B TOR 41 sec
3 RHINOS Prado, Martin LF ATL 34 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Chacin, Jhoulys SP COL  17 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Niese, Jonathon SP NYM 10 sec
6 Mad Men Cabrera, Melky LF SF 29 sec
7 CFR MAN Roberts, Ryan 3B ARI 45 sec
8 COMMISH Minor, Mike SP ATL  6 sec
9 Barry’s Beard *Ackley, Dustin 2B SEA 0 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Buchholz, Clay SP BOS  1 min 10 sec
Round 19
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Morales, Kendrys 1B LAA  54 sec
2 Barry’s Beard *Ramirez, Alexei SS CHW  1 sec
3 COMMISH Holland, Derek SP TEX  19 sec
4 CFR MAN Morneau, Justin 1B MIN  16 sec
5 Mad Men Walker, Neil 2B PIT 1 min 5 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Desmond, Ian SS WAS 4 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Alonso, Yonder LF SD  11 sec
8 RHINOS Swisher, Nick RF NYY  37 sec
9 LA LAW Worley, Vance SP PHI 4 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Billingsley, Chad SP LAD  6 sec
Round 20
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Dunn, Adam 1B CHW  8 sec
2 LA LAW Jackson, Austin CF DET 52 sec
3 RHINOS McCarthy, Brandon SP OAK  32 sec
4 The Uggla Stick Joyce, Matt RF TB 5 sec
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Pena, Carlos 1B TB 5 sec
6 Mad Men Santana, Johan SP NYM  3 sec
7 CFR MAN Belt, Brandon LF SF  47 sec
8 COMMISH Fister, Doug SP DET  6 sec
9 Barry’s Beard *Crisp, Coco CF OAK  0 sec
10 Hudson Hawks Trout, Mike CF LAA  1 min 2 sec
Round 21
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 Hudson Hawks Nova, Ivan SP NYY  12 sec
2 Barry’s Beard *Francoeur, Jeff RF KC  0 sec
3 COMMISH Heisey, Chris CF CIN 1 min 29 sec
4 CFR MAN Cahill, Trevor SP ARI  9 sec
5 Mad Men Cain, Lorenzo CF KC 19 sec
6 EggSuckingDynastyDogs De Aza, Alejandro CF CHW 43 sec
7 The Uggla Stick Peralta, Jhonny SS DET 31 sec
8 RHINOS Capps, Matt RP MIN 28 sec
9 LA LAW Ramos, Wilson C WAS 3 sec
10 KING OF THE JUNGLE Lowrie, Jed SS HOU  4 sec
Round 22
Pick Team Player Elapsed Time
1 KING OF THE JUNGLE Fox, Jake C PIT 4 min 56 sec (17 min 17 sec)
2 LA LAW Escobar, Yunel SS TOR 9 sec (16 min 3 sec)
3 RHINOS Molina, Jose C TB 1 min 10 sec (10 min 46 sec)
4 The Uggla Stick Goldschmidt, Paul 1B ARI 16 sec (11 min 16 sec)
5 EggSuckingDynastyDogs Encarnacion, Edwin 3B TOR  3 sec (4 min 5 sec)
6 Mad Men Johnson, Kelly 2B TOR  3 min 8 sec (13 min 35 sec)
7 CFR MAN Boesch, Brennan RF DET 8 sec (12 min 26 sec)
8 COMMISH Raburn, Ryan LF DET  11 sec (15 min 55 sec)
9 Barry’s Beard *Pagan, Angel CF SF 0 sec (9 min 48 sec)
10 Hudson Hawks Theriot, Ryan SS SF 7 sec (13 min 7 sec)
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